February 2012
146 posts
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
You just don’t know.
Filipino parents: Where is da-
Me: Where is the what?
Filipino parents: Where is da-
Me: WHERE IS THE WHAT? FINISH YOUR SENTENCE
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Honestly,
I don’t think you really know me enough to know when I’m mad or when something is on my mind.
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
